Summary of Life

Michele SfakianosUncategorizedLeave a Comment

I found this recently and wanted to share:

Great Truths That Adults Have Learned:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.

2) Wrinkles don’t hurt.

3) Families are like fudge…mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

4) Today’s mighty oak is just yesterday’s nut that held its ground.

5) Laughing is good exercise. It’s like jogging on the inside.

6) Old age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.


The Four Stages of Life

1) You believe in Santa Claus.

2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus.

3) You are Santa Claus.

4) You look like Santa Claus.

Enjoy your holiday season!

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